Greeting Cards
Greeting Card - Makes You Look Better Naked
Made in the USA. Outside: Exercise makes you look better naked. Inside: So does alcohol. Your choice.
DETAILS
Dimensions: 4.75" x 7"
Material: Paper
$3.99
Greeting Card - A Stripper
Made in the USA. Outside: Sometimes I think, "Screw this, I'll just become a stripper"… Inside: then I remember, I'm fat and can't dance!
DETAILS
Dimensions: 4.75" x 7"
Material: Paper
$3.99
Greeting Card - Go Missing
Made in the USA. Outside: If I ever go missing I want my picture on wine bottles instead of milk cartons… Inside: That way my friends will know to look for me.
DETAILS
Dimensions: 4.75" x 7"
Material: Paper
$3.99
Greeting Card - Giggles
Made in the USA. Outside: It's all shits and giggles. Inside: Until someone giggles and shits!
DETAILS
Dimensions: 4.75" x 7"
Material: Paper
$3.99
Greeting Card - So Sorry!
Made in the USA. Outside: Man is woman's best friend. Inside: He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could. He will...
$3.99
Greeting Card - Dangerous
Made in the USA. Outside: At your age, swimming can be dangerous. Inside: Lifeguards don't try as hard! Happy Birthday!
DETAILS
Dimensions: 4.75" x 7"
$3.99
Greeting Card - Through So Much
Made in the USA. Outside: We've been through so much together… Inside: and most of it's your fault!
DETAILS
Dimensions: 4.75" x 7"
Material: Paper
$3.99
Greeting Card - Still Got It
A humorous greeting card lending a vintage photograph to coordinate with its outside "We've Still Got It!" sentiment and inside "But Nobody Wants To See It! Happy Birthday!" sentiment. Made in the USA.
DETAILS
Dimensions: 4.75" x 7"
Material: Paper
$3.99
Greeting Card - In Life
A humorous greeting card lending a vintage photograph to coordinate with its outside "In Life, We Need Certain Things To Survive..." sentiment and inside "Water, Air, Food, And Best Friends!" sentiment. Made in the USA. DETAILS Dimensions: 4.75" x 7" Material: Paper...
$3.99
Greeting Card - Woo Hoo
A humorous greeting card lending a vintage photograph to coordinate with its outside "Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In A Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate...
$3.99
Greeting Card - We Are Family
A humorous greeting card lending a vintage photograph to coordinate with its outside "I Smile Because We Are Family..." sentiment and inside "I Laugh Because There's Nothing You Can Do About It!" sentiment. Made in the USA. DETAILS Dimensions: 4.75" x...
$3.99
